The Fantastic Homosexual

At the age of 14

I have spent the last 15 years or so actively suppressing what I am about to share with you, so I am not… more »

The Fantastic Homosexual

Boys Suck (If You’re Nice to Them)

Here we go. No need to over analyze what is going on in my tiny head. I’ll save you the time: I need a boyfriend.

The Fantastic Homosexual

The Time Is Ripe

I keep hearing from people, gay and straight, that we, as fantastic homosexuals, need to realize that there are other, more important, more… more »

The Fantastic Homosexual

Five, Three, and Four

This is my call to action. I’m sick of it. We really need to get ourselves together and get out there and demand… more »

The Fantastic Homosexual

My Sexist Feminism

I like to consider myself a feminist, and when I look around me, I think that I definitely am a feminist. Compared to… more »

The Fantastic Homosexual

The New Homosexual

If any of you have ever picked up a copy of Butt magazine (the “Fantastic Magazine for Homosexuals”), then I’m sure you’ve been… more »

The Fantastic Homosexual

Initial Thoughts

Fuck this shit. Fuck homophobes and their fucked up insecurities. Fuck coming out. Fuck “I don’t know how to tell you this” and… more »